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A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Sand danger

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

His Master's Data.

Football Boomerang.

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

Fauna Hybrids

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

Earthworm Stampede

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

Piano tuner with an assistant.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Skeet Fishing.

The exciting new game of skeet golf.

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

New Combination Game

Magician's trick

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

Mugging.

Tender is the Night of the Iguana