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'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Zombie standup

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Dating an English Major

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

Adam and Eve Arrested

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Eugene Ionesco

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Rabbits picknick

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Meet The Ghostwriter

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Thou...thee...thine? What are you getting at, Buster?"

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

The Emperor of Irony

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.