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Camelot

Zombie standup

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Hot Tub Frosty

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Santa Claus

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

Piano tuner with an assistant.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

Tempting Angels

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

'Of course, I'm PETER. Who were you expecting...the Tooth Fairy?'

"I decided to just bring cats."

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

"I need pants that won't make my butt look big."

'And today we're interviewing a long time and well known philanthropist...'

Three pirates at the urinal - one looks down and says 'Ahhr, so you must be Long John Silver?!'

Cat counts nine grim reapers.

"Clocking in, clocking out."

Dragon sneezes on PC.