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The Elliot Ness monster.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Zombie standup

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Zombie pet tricks.

Halloween Selfie

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Halloween sculptor

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Monster Realtor

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

His Master's Data.

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

Vampire with a violin

"Too Much Hair Gel?"