Monster Mashup Fan Pillows

The Elliot Ness monster.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Zombie standup

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Zombie pet tricks.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Monster Realtor

Halloween sculptor

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

His Master's Data.

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

Vampire with a violin

"Too Much Hair Gel?"