Monster Mash-up Fan Pillows

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Halloween sculptor

Monster Realtor

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

His Master's Data.

Vampire with a violin

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"