Monster Mashup Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"Why do I always shuffle?"

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Future Opera

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Two great movies on the screen together! Watch Broke Back King Kong.

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

Vanpires

"Grave robbing fiends - recycling body parts in non-recyclable plastic carrier bags!"

I see you're still on that subway diet.

Alternative acupuncture.

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'