Monster Mashup Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

"Why do I always shuffle?"

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Future Opera

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

"Grave robbing fiends - recycling body parts in non-recyclable plastic carrier bags!"

Vanpires

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

Alternative acupuncture.

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?