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Vanpires

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Zombie standup

Here be dragons.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Surf's up."

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

"I just always show up to everything!"

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

Robot in Oz.

'I just love this new ring tone.'

Monster Roller Coaster

'Best guide I ever had.'

Nosferatutu.

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

"Hey, not so fast - I'm abducting her first!"

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

A little green monster

"... But you can still ask the audience."

'This your dog, buddy?!'