Mash-up Admirer Pillows

"Frankincense you fool...."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

Mash-test Dummies.

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

"... But you can still ask the audience."

"No, this is not 'returns,' and that's not a receipt … it's a birth certificate!"

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

Early director's cut of Alien featuring Humpty Dumpty

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"Jekyll & Heidi"

'You're right. It does look infected. But I'm just the janitor.'

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

Snake and Football.

Barney Vs. Godzilla

Vanpires

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

"I decided to just bring cats."

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

Assassin/Cartoonist

Anyone for tennis?

Alternative acupuncture.

Animal Hospital.

"Ah...I see your mistake. We're, Proctor and Proctor. You're looking for the proctologist, next door."

Whoops! I've brought the wrong husband home from the shops.

"A mistake, I have made."

Little Lord Fauntleroy of the Flies