Classic Mashup Enthusiast Gifts

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Popera!

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

Future Opera

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

"No, this is not 'returns,' and that's not a receipt … it's a birth certificate!"

"Frankincense you fool...."

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

'You're right. It does look infected. But I'm just the janitor.'

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

Alternative acupuncture.

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

Moby Poppins

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

"Ah...I see your mistake. We're, Proctor and Proctor. You're looking for the proctologist, next door."

Animal Hospital.

Whoops! I've brought the wrong husband home from the shops.

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."