Monster Mash-up Artist Gifts

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

Boxing with your harp

The Walking Fred

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Man using guitar as golf club.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"What the hell is all this?"

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

Vanpires