Metalhead Mashup Enthusiast Pillows

Future Opera

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Motorherd

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Popera!

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

'Air guitar 101.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Santa Claus

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

No, I'm afraid I don't know any songs in the death metal genre.

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'