Metalhead At Heart Pillows

Motorherd

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Air guitar 101.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Future Opera

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

Author who wants his novel pierced.

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

Metal Defective.

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

Destroying Music Speakers.