Metalhead Veteran Pillows

An elderly group of bandmates make up the bankd geriatrica.

Motorherd

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Now play some Metallica!

Santa Metal Claus

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

Musical Mestizo.

'Air guitar 101.'

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Future Opera

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

No, I'm afraid I don't know any songs in the death metal genre.

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

Metal Defective.

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"