Metalhead Veteran T-Shirts

An elderly group of bandmates make up the bankd geriatrica.

Motorherd

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Musical Mestizo.

'Air guitar 101.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Future Opera

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Metal Defective.

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"