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"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

Motorherd

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

A souped up car...

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Santa Metal Claus

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Cow outboard engine

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

Musical Mestizo.