Metalhead T-Shirts

'Remove the 'I love heavy metal' T-shirt and walk through again.'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Air guitar 101.'

Rocker with Dentures

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

"Awesome dood!"

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

'Well, Mr. Snake, you wanted somebody that was into 'heavy metal', right?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Honest . . .It's only heavy metal.'

Santa Metal Claus

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

Death Rock.

Heavy Metal T-shirts.

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

'If you wish to complain please press 2 and then select the Death Metal band that you'd like to listen to while you are on hold.'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"There goes Jeremy – always marching to the beat of his own heavy metal drum."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motorherd

Motor Tourism

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you not to polish the car too much."