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Pit of Death

Motorherd

"Needs to get a life"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Halo Frisbee.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

2pm meet your Creator

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."