Metalhead Crew Mugs

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motorherd

Motor Tourism

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

A souped up car...

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Santa Metal Claus

Cow outboard engine

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Now play some Metallica!

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Musical Mestizo.