Metalheads Mugs

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

'49 year old, 6-times divorced, bi-sexual, female, biker-bitch, who's into head-banging, sea-clubbing, armed robbery and other such hobbies, seeks any form of mammal to have a violent sexual relationship with. If interested call 555-whip. P.S. No Freaks.

Italica

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

Motorherd

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

A souped up car...

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Santa Metal Claus

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Now play some Metallica!

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Cow outboard engine

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."