Metal Heads Mugs

Musical Mestizo.

"We appreciate your feedback."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

A souped up car...

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

I love my motor.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Music for car stereos

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Cow outboard engine

Santa Metal Claus

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

"It has 'stop start' technology. The other pedal is the clutch."