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Musical Mestizo.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"We appreciate your feedback."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

A souped up car...

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

I love my motor.

Music for car stereos

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Now play some Metallica!

Cow outboard engine

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.