Metalhead Maverick Mugs

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

Motorherd

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Have you any W fronts?'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Hairstyles

Santa Metal Claus

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

'I play heavy metal.'

"You again?"

'Air guitar 101.'

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

The Senior Fashionista

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Future Opera

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.