Metalhead Humorist Pillows

Metalhead

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'Air guitar 101.'

'Italian design, German engineering...' - 'All you'd expect in a British car.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Future Opera

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

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