Metalhead Philosopher Pillows

Motorherd

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Musical Mestizo.

'Air guitar 101.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

The New Philosophy Sitcom: Sartre Trek, Boldly Going Nowhere.

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"