Quirky Mashup Enthusiast Pillows

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Popera!

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

Boxing with your harp

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Bloomin Hippies!'

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

"Frankincense you fool...."

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"No, this is not 'returns,' and that's not a receipt … it's a birth certificate!"

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

'You're right. It does look infected. But I'm just the janitor.'

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

Snake and Football.

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

Alternative acupuncture.

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

"Ah...I see your mistake. We're, Proctor and Proctor. You're looking for the proctologist, next door."

Animal Hospital.

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

Whoops! I've brought the wrong husband home from the shops.

Moby Poppins

Little Lord Fauntleroy of the Flies

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

Very Condensed Books