Lover Of Whimsical Mashups Pillows

'Bloomin Hippies!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Popera!

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Balloon Man

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

Boxing with your harp

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Santa Claus

Man using guitar as golf club.

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"Holiday decorating - done."

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

Snake and Football.

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

A signpost labelled 'Thither' and 'Yon'.

Moby Poppins

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

Little Lord Fauntleroy of the Flies

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