Lover Of Whimsical Mashups Pillows

'Bloomin Hippies!'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Popera!

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Balloon Man

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

Boxing with your harp

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Santa Claus

Man using guitar as golf club.

Early director's cut of Alien featuring Humpty Dumpty

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Two great movies on the screen together! Watch Broke Back King Kong.

A punk rocks out to a John Denver song on karaoke night.

"Holiday decorating - done."

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

'Of course, I'm PETER. Who were you expecting...the Tooth Fairy?'

Snake and Football.

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

A signpost labelled 'Thither' and 'Yon'.

Moby Poppins

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

Little Lord Fauntleroy of the Flies

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