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Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"Why do I always shuffle?"

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

Fiends reunited

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

Relies on Radar

"What the hell is all this?"

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

I see you're still on that subway diet.