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A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Just Stop Oil Painting

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"Why do I always shuffle?"

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Consoles.

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

Fiends reunited

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"What the hell is all this?"

Monster eating furniture,

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."