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"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Why do I always shuffle?"

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frankenstein as a boy

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Consoles.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

Fiends reunited

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

Relies on Radar

"What the hell is all this?"

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."