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"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frankenstein as a boy

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"What the hell is all this?"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Golf Ambush

"Young Frankenstein"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Happy Halloween!

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Just Stop Oil Painting

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"Why didn't you tell me the competition was making monsters with 3-D printers at less that half the cost?"

"Why do I always shuffle?"

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

Spooky Chemistry.

"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"

"Cemetery Pie"