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'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Bangers and Mash

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"Why do I always shuffle?"

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'This your dog, buddy?!'

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

Fiends reunited

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

"What the hell is all this?"

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."