Monster Mash Enthusiast Gifts

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

Bangers and Mash

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

"Why do I always shuffle?"

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

Fiends reunited

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"What the hell is all this?"

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'