Monster Mash Gifts

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Just Stop Oil Painting

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"Why do I always shuffle?"

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

the Carpenters greatest hits...

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

Consoles.

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

Fiends reunited

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

"What the hell is all this?"