Monster Mash Attendee Gifts

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Why do I always shuffle?"

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frankenstein as a boy

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Consoles.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Fiends reunited

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

Relies on Radar

"What the hell is all this?"

Vanpires