Monster Mash Fanatic Pillows

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I feel all tingly."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

Say, I just had a thought

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"Why do I always shuffle?"

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"Trick or trample!"

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"What the hell is all this?"

Fiends reunited