Monster Mash Lover Pillows

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Fiends reunited

Werewolf Campfire

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Regular or decapitated?'

Born of the Dead

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Vampire Bat

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"So much for that vintage!"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

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mr godzilla you need anger management

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

The Bride of Frankenstein