Monster Mash Aficionado Mugs

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"Why do I always shuffle?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Bangers and Mash

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frankenstein as a boy

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Fiends reunited

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"What the hell is all this?"

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

I see you're still on that subway diet.

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."