Monster Mash Fan Mugs

Zombie Divorce

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Monster Realtor

Halloween sculptor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."