Monster Lore Gifts

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this??"

I'd like to apply for your rehab program.

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Zombie standup

Love at First Sight

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Night of the Zombonies.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Out To Lurch

Dead Funny

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Zombies.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Myths and legends...

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'