Monster Lore Expert Gifts

How Dracula became a bridge sub for eternity.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Zombies.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant Monster in Bath

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Halloween Support Group

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'