Monster Mythologist Gifts

'I purposely keep it messy so no monsters move in.'

"See? There's no monster in your closet, just some homeless guy."

Boy and Bear and Monster

'Oh no! The monster under my bed is MY brother!'

"Naw, there's nothing to the rumors about a 'Lake Monster'."

There are worse things than dining alone. Like dining with the bogeyman.

'Oh dear, doc - the villagers have launched a protest campaign on facebook.'

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

Abominable Snow Dog.

The Ambush

"Dad, does the monster under my bed qualify for any stimulus money?"

"We used to keep in in a hamster cage. But then he went through a growth spurt."

"There can't be monsters under your bed. Monsters are afraid of dust bunnies."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

The Death Of Venus

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'