Monster Mythologist T-Shirts

'I purposely keep it messy so no monsters move in.'

"See? There's no monster in your closet, just some homeless guy."

Boy and Bear and Monster

'Oh no! The monster under my bed is MY brother!'

"Naw, there's nothing to the rumors about a 'Lake Monster'."

There are worse things than dining alone. Like dining with the bogeyman.

'Oh dear, doc - the villagers have launched a protest campaign on facebook.'

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

Abominable Snow Dog.

The Ambush

"Dad, does the monster under my bed qualify for any stimulus money?"

"We used to keep in in a hamster cage. But then he went through a growth spurt."

"There can't be monsters under your bed. Monsters are afraid of dust bunnies."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."