Mythical Monster Enthusiasts Gifts

'Apparently no one told Dracula that you can't get blood from a turnip.'

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Mermaids in love

Meowlzebub

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous