Mythical Monster Fans Gifts

Bigfoot's Handheld

"I mean it! Wash the dishes or El Cucuy's going to get you!"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Warrior Woman

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Traffic Cone Monsters

Hot Tub Frosty

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

Sea Monster

The Golf Gremlin.

"Well, we got the grant."

'How's that, Umpire?'

Two Daleks fighting

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Vampire Bat

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.