Monster Tales Gifts

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Zombie.

The Fourth Little Pig

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Zombies.

Knights of the bedside table.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

Bram Stoker

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

City Zoo

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

Abominable Snow Dog.

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

"I want to be irresistible to women."

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The Red King and the Red Queen.

"Leave the wildlife alone - do you want to get fined?"

Dracula's false teeth

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

"The tooth fairy's job was shipped overseas."

'May I ask what it's in connection with?'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this??"