Reading Monster Stories Gifts

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Zombies.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

City Zoo

Capitalism

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

Vampire Family Photos...

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

Abominable Snow Dog.

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'It's eight fifteen. Their mothers have unleashed them and they're on the way.'

Dracula's false teeth

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

Creepy Delivery.

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'

'May I ask what it's in connection with?'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'