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'Head down...eye on the ball...'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Zombies.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Capitalism

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

City Zoo

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

Vampire Family Photos...

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

Abominable Snow Dog.

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

'It's eight fifteen. Their mothers have unleashed them and they're on the way.'

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

Dracula's false teeth

Creepy Delivery.

"Leave the wildlife alone - do you want to get fined?"

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'

'May I ask what it's in connection with?'