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A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Zombie.

The Fourth Little Pig

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Zombies.

Knights of the bedside table.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

City Zoo

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Abominable Snow Dog.

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The Red King and the Red Queen.

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

"I want to be irresistible to women."

"The tooth fairy's job was shipped overseas."

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

Dracula's false teeth

'May I ask what it's in connection with?'

A giant octopus clambers onto a small ship.

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this??"

'Truce?'