Rodent Romance Gifts

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Hazards of mouse painting

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Hamster IV

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Xmas

Hamster.

"What's confusing is exactly how we're supposed to have sex."

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

'They're so obvious about it.'